The Robe

Glossay

Robeworthy - to be worthy of wearing a robe
Rober - a person who wears a robe
Robelicious - a robe with remarkabley soft and
smooth characteristics
Robeanabe - Someone who wants to be a robe
wearer
Freelancing - Robe wearing with only minimal
clothes on underneath.
KKK - store that sells kuilts (quilts), kapes (capes)
and kobes (robes)

So word out on the street is that im not
robeworthy and that im a robeanabe. First of
all id like to say thats bull. I recently
bought a robe, and let me say it was a
robelicious. However as ive been in robe
hiatus, due to various circumstances, that
doesnt make any less of rober than the
next person. Ive been robing since i was
young, and am very serious about the whole
robing buisness. People may have questioned
my freelance ways and perhaps that has
put me on the outer edges of the robing
community, but i feel i have been unfairly
ostricised. One current rober, has criticised
my copying of him, but just because i went
to the local kkk store and bought a similarly
robelicisous robe, im some robeannabe. I
challenge him to be robe-duel, where we
battle to the sorry end, and one us is
forced to leave the dueling premises
without a robe. Do you accept, i
await your response !