Wat day is it ?

If i can ever retire from my job, i will have
the problem of remembering wat day of the week it
is. In fact as i was trying to put coins in the
parking machine today, i forgot it was friday,
coz the machine allows for a special all day parking
mon-thursday, and i didnt know y it wasnt working.
Anyway someone told me wat a schmuck i was. So
im thinking of moving to a colour coded shirt
system. Usually friday, im in a very sarcastic,
cynnical, bitter and twisted fram of mind. So
black seems appropriate. Thursdays, im going
to wear army green. Monday - blue seems
appropriate. Tuesdays - brown. Wednesday, ill
go for white. Saturdays and sundays can be
free choice. In this way ill be able to just
glance at what shirt im wearing and no wat
day of the week it is.